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A Native American of indeterminate age, he apparently was apparently a builder, fast-food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and veterinary student at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.

Most readers probably aren't familiar with how Ovipositors function. How do you explain them to people?

You can get sex toys that lay alien eggs inside you so obviously we tried it | Metro News

Lone Wolf: The idea is to replicate the act of being impregnated with eggs. Usually from an alien or insect. If you've seen the Aliens movies, you'll get the picture.